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Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
hey dude . your so coolhey dude . your so cool
There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matter,who never did and who always will.There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matter,who never did and who always will.
I love you Atanas forever & always<3I love you Atanas forever & always<3
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different personI may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
Lost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriageLost your pen = no pen. No pen = no notes. No notes = no study. No study = fail. Fail = no diploma. No diploma = no work. No work = no money. No money = no food. No food = you get skinny. Skinny = then you get ugly. Ugly = no lover. No lover = no marriage
Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.Grandpa: When i was your age my momma would send me down to the store with $1 and I would come back with 5 bags of potatoes 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk a box of tea and 6 eggs but you cant do that these days too many stupid security cameras.
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
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