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Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...Okay, I will get out of the bed in 10 seconds. 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-9-9-9...
I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession. I did it on my bed.. I did it on the couch.. I did it in the car... Texting is such an obsession.
Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.Don't pick me... don't pick me... *teacher calls your name* ...dammit.
"Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual""Stalking" is a strong word, I like to look at it as "intense research on an individual"
Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.Fall in love with someone who deserves your heart. Not someone who plays with it.
I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:DI remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D
Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*Must.....stop....liking...things.......OH THATS SO TRUE!! *click*
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
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