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Forgiveness is a gift, not an invitation to do the same thing again
Everyone has an annoying friend. If you don't have one, it's probably you.
Vision without action is a daydream. Action without vision is a nightmare.
Mom: If your friends jump off a bridge would you jump too? You: How high is the bridge?
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
No matter what I get on the computer to do, I always end up on Facebook.
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
Im a girl but i rather hang out with boys because it is less drama!!!
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
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