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LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
Whoever said money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop
I want to try the water attraction in the Coca-Cola summer commercial 2011
Randomely laughing because you remembered every thing funny
Answering a rhetorical question because you're a fearless bastard
: i'm just want look you happy <3
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