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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 101
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
I want someone to love me for me, not my mad sex skills.
Dont Be In A Relationship If You're Going To Act Single
"That's it, I'm logging out now. Oooooooh look, a notification"
Lying on the kitchen floor crying because there is nothing good to eat.
When i see your face theres not a thing i would change LOL JK just the direction im walking
nobody bring me DOWN!
wonders how in a world with 6.8 billion people in it, some of us are still lonely...
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Texting your mate after a night out to make sure they're alive
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