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Some advice okay? Just don't put your f**kin' finger at crazy people!Some advice okay? Just don't put your f**kin' finger at crazy people!
Never wanted it to be so cold... Just didn't drink enough to say you love me...Never wanted it to be so cold... Just didn't drink enough to say you love me...
That aqward moment when your friend hits on your Bf/gf and dosent know that your going outThat aqward moment when your friend hits on your Bf/gf and dosent know that your going out
berti upsSS i forget in start AL and it's gonna be ALBERTI :)berti upsSS i forget in start AL and it's gonna be ALBERTI :)
My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.My girlfriend always complains that I don’t take her anywhere expensive. So I took her to the Gas Station.
I can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgiveI can forgive, but I cannot forget, is only another way of saying, I will not forgive
I miss u.... I need u ... More & More....each daY I luv u More than world ... can ever say ?! <3I miss u.... I need u ... More & More....each daY I luv u More than world ... can ever say ?! <3
At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport. =D♥At times I feel that waiting for the right person in life is like waiting for boat at the airport. =D♥
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
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