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*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with
Yes, I do smile stupidly at the computer when someone says something cute.
First thing you do when you wake up is reach for your phone.
Pardon me, sir gangster, but I believe your trousers are descending.
Every women deserves a man who looks at her every day like it's the first time he saw her.
Friends are like wedgies. They're intimately close. They know you're inner self. And it feels great when you pick out a good one.
I'm not in a bad mood, you're just annoying.
Why do we close our eyes when we pray? When we cry? When we dream? Or when we kiss? Because we know that the most beautiful things in life are not seen, but felt by heart.
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
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