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Why does a round pizza come in a square box? Why doesn't glue stick to its bottle? Why do you still call it a building when its already built? If you aren’t suppose to drink and drive, why do bars have parking lots? Funny World.
What Guys Think Girls Do At Sleepovers: PILLOWFIGHT!!!!! What Girls Actually Do At Sleepovers: Dude, I'm hungry, let's eat.
Pretending that my eyes are itchy when I really cant hold back the tears any more :(
Ur finally online....do i send u a message or do i wait until u send me one first?
Listening to a song, and remembering all the memories that go with it
There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die, after leaning your chair back a little too far.
Okay, so you're 10 years old, you have a laptop, iPod, Facebook and a Blackberry. Dude when I was 10 I had Pokémon cards.
"I love your hair" "Thanks I grew it myself"
I am good in bed.... I can sleep all day
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
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