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Bruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :DBruno Mars had a Grenade, and Tiao Cruz had Dynamite, so they both threw them at Katy Perry who exploded like a Firework. The bang was so loud that the Black Eyed Peas forgot The Time, while Rihanna had memory loss and ran around saying Whats My Name.Eminem looked around and said Im Not Afraid, then Willow Smith began to Wip Her Hair, which started a Far East Movement. They then crashed their G6 into a club and LMFAO finally stopped Party Rocking. Luckily for Nelly it was all Just aDream. :D
YA got me 1 nilYA got me 1 nil
Being so hot, you stalk your own profileBeing so hot, you stalk your own profile
Calling someone ugly won't make you pretty. Calling someone fake won't make you real. Calling someone dumb won't make you smart.Calling someone ugly won't make you pretty. Calling someone fake won't make you real. Calling someone dumb won't make you smart.
[I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X][I say the reason why I live is beacause of you] [If you knew how mani times you've made my heart<3 skip] [You know how many times I've cheated death X]
"I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia""I wasn't that drunk" 'Dude, u were in my closet yelling "Where's Narnia"
Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)Im a bonsian cage fighter in the day and a superhero at night.. thats why im lazy all day every day ;)
Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END) >>Everything has an "END"<< except Fam(ILY) --> It Has "I LOVE YOU" ♥ ♥ >>So which one would you choose ??<<Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END) >>Everything has an "END"<< except Fam(ILY) --> It Has "I LOVE YOU" ♥ ♥ >>So which one would you choose ??<<Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END) >>Everything has an "END"<< except Fam(ILY) --> It Has "I LOVE YOU" ♥ ♥ >>So which one would you choose ??<<Fri(END), Boyfri(END), Girlfri(END) >>Everything has an "END"<< except Fam(ILY) --> It Has "I LOVE YOU" ♥ ♥ >>So which one would you choose ??<<
you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.you think your girlfriend is pretty? my mum 100times more better then yours.
Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
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