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f**kin cold yo! >.<f**kin cold yo! >.<
When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".When two people go missing from a party, "they're probably having sex".
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.Facebook: a place where people announce their problems to the world but not to the person they have a problem with.
I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.I hate it when someone else takes the piece of food I mentally claimed.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.LIKE IF you`re Saying "Yeah I`m on my way." when you`re still at home.
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it withAll you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)I`m not perfect, i make mistakes, but when i say sorry .. i mean it ! :)
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