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Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
A man in the kitchen is sexy
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
The awkward moment in cla*s when you stick your hand up and forget what you were going to say
...with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake...
you must once be stupid in order to gain wisdom
I hate idiots that create their own bad weather, then stand in the rain and say shit..it's raining!
I smile when my phone buzzes..... because I know its you. :)
If Sh3 TyP3S l!K3 D!s, She To Young For You Bro .
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