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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 113
I Hate it when My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard.
Old enough to know its a bad idea, young enough not to care
High Heels ♥
"I got a ride Mom." "With who?" "I don't know but they have candy."
Licking your food so you dont have to share.
Sending good morning texts to yourself because no one loves you.
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Licking Candy Canes Till They're Sharp And Then Stabbing People With Them
Crying after sex because you're sick of women using you for your hot body.
Giving your friend the last chip so they have to deal with the rubbish
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