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No calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like madNo calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like mad
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.A brunette goes to the doctor, and says, "Doctor I'm hurting all over my body." "That's odd", replied the doctor, "Show me what you mean" So the girl takes her finger and pokes her elbow, and screams in pain. She touches her knee and cries in agony and so on. The doctor says, "You're not a natural brunette are you?" "No I'm a blonde", she replies. "I thought so.... your finger is broken.", replies the doctor.
I manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on itI manage to get bored on facebook in ten minutes, but still spend at least three hours on it
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
Regret is a useless emotion as it’s impossible to go back in time and change your actions. If we all live our lives mistake free then we would have nothing to learn and grow fromRegret is a useless emotion as it’s impossible to go back in time and change your actions. If we all live our lives mistake free then we would have nothing to learn and grow from
I'm not angry at you... im just disappointed in youI'm not angry at you... im just disappointed in you
You laugh because i'm different,but i laugh because you are all the same ;DYou laugh because i'm different,but i laugh because you are all the same ;D
f**kin cold yo! >.<f**kin cold yo! >.<
Blaming it on PMSBlaming it on PMS
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