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Guys who still open doors for girls
Hi. I'm a girl, I don't like you. Now I do. Now I don't again. Now I'm in a mood.
"If you can make a girl laugh, you can make her do anything" - Marilyn Monroe
I come from a town where a traffic jam is 4 cars behind a tractor
Looking at a mirror at a party and thinking "Yeah, I'm drunk"
Unknown Drunken Injuries
I hate mondays, tuesdays, wednesdays, thursdays and half of friday.
... you make me smile, please stay for a while :) ...
PMS allows a woman once a month to act like men do every day.
I hate it when i go to a party and someone is wearing the same turban as me
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