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That everyone has a different, weird smelling house. Except your house :D
"why didn't u answer my call?!" "Cuz i was dancing to my ringtone!"
Sometimes the only way to hide the pain is to smile.
Don't you hate it when you just get comfortable and you realize that the remote is just out of reach?
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
Dear Tummy, sorry for all the butterflies. Dear Pillow, sorry for all the tears. Dear Heart, sorry for all the damage. Dear Brain, you were right
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
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