Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 102
I don't care if it is rude to stare, you are hot, so I will stare.
I didn't fall, I attacked the floor.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard 
You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wrong one.
Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep.
It's so fluffy I'm gonna die!! IT'S SO FLUFFAAAAAY!!
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu." 
Im a girl but i rather hang out with boys because it is less drama!!!
"Someone is cranky" "Someone needs to SHUT UP"Page:
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard