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Best Facebook status updates - Last Week - Page 102
"Dude she just called you hot" - "They all do"
Waving the offside flag when your Girlfriend leaves the kitchen
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
Getting a sticker at the dentist because you're a brave bastard.
Looking at % instead of price when buying alcohol.
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Deleting your internet history after a hard day of being a priest.
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Police call it "Drunk and Disorderly" we call it "having a good night"
I wanna be slammed against a wall and kissed like you mean it
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