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That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
Believe it or not, it's my life. Let me live it. Thanks :)
I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!
Don’t be afraid of change, you may lose out on something good, but you might gain something even better.
-How did you know ?? - Im a girl i know everything.. ! - okeeeyy now the real reason ?? - facebook
You are so yesterday.. I never thought you'd lost my love this way ...
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
ATTENTION ALL EMINEM FANS On October 17th (before if you can't make it) we will all watch "Not Afraid" in honor of the greatest rapper ever's birthday. Let's give him the best birthday present ever: the highest viewed video on YouTube!! Let's give him what he deserves and what Justin Beiber does not deserve to have! Copy and paste to all Eminem videos and all music videos let's get this noticed quickly! THUMBS THIS UP LET'S GET THIS NOTICED EMINEM OR DIE.
Enough With The Poking, Let's Just Have Sex Already!
Are you always this stupid or are you making a special effort today?
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