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I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...The greatest pleasure in life is doing what others say you cannot do...
If you did not see it with your own eyes... or hear it with your own ears.... DONT invent it with your SMALL MIND and share it with your BIG MOUTH...! On the contrary ..Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you...!!?? DUH..! :DIf you did not see it with your own eyes... or hear it with your own ears.... DONT invent it with your SMALL MIND and share it with your BIG MOUTH...! On the contrary ..Ask your doctor if "Shutting the Hell Up" is right for you...!!?? DUH..! :D
"Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. ""Oh, hey you want my number? Okay.. its 1-800-GET-LOST. Whatever permission you thought you had to speak to me, I hereby remove. Ya ok.. Where were you when God was giving out common sense? ..... And now ....Why bother talking? You’ll end up embarra*sing yourself in the end. "
It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do or how much you have, it's who you have beside you...It doesn't matter where you go in life, what you do or how much you have, it's who you have beside you...
2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'2 weeks ago my mom found me smoking cigarets, i told her its my last. she told dad and others. yesterday she found me smoking marijuana, she called my dad and said: 'he was smoking again!' dad: 'he was smoking what?!' mom: 'marijuana!' dad: 'oh, you scared me there'
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn MonroeA wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.When you came, you were like red wine and honey, and the taste of you burnt my mouth with its sweetness.
terpaksa harus sendiri....terpaksa harus sendiri....
If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.If you can stay calm while all around you is chaos, then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.
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