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happiness,happiness,happiness.....
Love me in the right way !
F**k love..anyway who cares..
strangers in the night,AIDS in the morning
1.What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
What do you do when the dishwasher won't work? SLAP THE B*TCH.
If You wanna Be A MAN . . . Smoke Marlboro instead of SLIMS :)) xD
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
That insignificant feeling of pride you get, when you find a penny on the ground.
Like if you love Annoying orange :)
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