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The awkward moment when you see three cows in your bedroom eating your pants and you think to yourself: "oh I should stop taking those pink pills!"... LOL JK I'll close my door next time.
Drugs are bad..Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on urban dictionary
¡ǝɯıʇ ǝɯɐs ǝɥʇ ʇɐ ʞooqǝɔɐɟ ǝsn puɐ puɐʇspuɐɥ ɐ op ʎןןɐuıɟ uɐɔ
NO ONe is perfect , just the life is it sometimes ! <3 :)
to see you naked ^^
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
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