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I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:I have learned that pleasing everyone is too hard, but pissing everyone off is a piece of cake...(:
When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$When you admire something you should say NOT BAD NOT BAD try it!!!!!!!!!!! B$
How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.How do you make your wife scream for an hour after sex? Wipe your d*ck on the curtains. How do you make a woman scream twice? F**k her in the a*s, then wipe your d*ck on the drapes.
keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!keep your FRIENDS close and your ENEMYS closer!!!!!!!
People said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :PPeople said i like every status they have, well NO MORE i wont like a thing now!!!!!!!!!! :P
I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!I almost ended up in a psycho movie! they gone now, ooft! that was close!
I love boys who play guitar :)I love boys who play guitar :)
-How did you know ?? - Im a girl i know everything.. ! - okeeeyy now the real reason ?? - facebook-How did you know ?? - Im a girl i know everything.. ! - okeeeyy now the real reason ?? - facebook
What if I accidentally rape you?What if I accidentally rape you?
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