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Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on urban dictionaryOnly a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on urban dictionary
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...
I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me?I don't want to be someone I'm not. So why can't you let me be me?
hy frdz enjoy ur life smothlyhy frdz enjoy ur life smothly
People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
I Spam Your MomI Spam Your Mom
once cheater, always a chaeteronce cheater, always a chaeter
♡ I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...♡♡ I'm not waiting for ''My Prince'',I'm waiting fot the one who thinks i'm his Princess...♡
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