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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 76
Be thankful for what you have today, because it could all be taken away tomorrow.
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
I can't believe Google is only 12 years old and it knows a lot more than I do
I wish love was like volleyball. You'd call 'MINE' and everyone would back off!
I wonder how police on bikes arrest people. "Alright, get in the basket!"
FREAKING OUT WHEN SOMETHING TOUCHES YOUR FOOT IN THE SEA!!
You miss the days when you could safely push someone into a pool, now you gotta worry about the iPod, the cellphone, maybe a PSP, you push someone in, it costs you $939.
I'm fluent in three languages: English, Sarcasm, and Profanity.
My ex? Yeah, I’d still hit that. Only this time, it’d be with a car or a baseball bat...
I still remember the first time I talked, met, and hung out with you (:
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