Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 79

The awkward moment in McDonald&#039;s when an emo orders a happy meal.

I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.

When Facebook starts showing how many times you have visited someone&#039;s profile, we&#039;re all screwed.

AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue

3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: &quot;Hey babe I know you&#039;re asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!&quot;

Dear Fork, I understand that we haven&#039;t spoken since I ran away with dish, but I thought you should know that you have a son. His name is Spork. He has your hair. Sincerely, Spoon.

I&#039;m not ignoring you, I&#039;m waiting to see if you&#039;ll make an effort.

&#039;Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?&#039; ... &#039;I See Myself Being Older&#039;

If your going to lie, lie to rihanna, because she loves it, and i don&#039;t.

I am who I am, if you don&#039;t like me... That&#039;s your problem. ;)