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Not Safely Removing Your USB Because You're A Fearless Bastard.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
LIKE if you check your phone to see what time it is and then check it again because the first time you weren't paying attention.
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
Tip to reduce weight: Turn your head to the left and then turn it to the right. Repeat exercise when offered something to eat.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
Life is like Facebook. People will LIKE your problems & comment, but no one will solve them because everyone is busy updating theirs.
All you really need is a dirty mind and someone to share it with
I almost went for a run today. Then i came to my senses and had a smoke.
A weekend wasted is never a wasted weekend
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