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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 80
When i was little i used to fall asleep on the sofa and wake up in bed, now i pass out on the sofa and wake up on the floor.
It doesn't matter what it is, it's automatically cool if it glows in the dark :)
A person who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.
If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)
I can't clean my room because I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.
"Is it snowing?" "1 sec let me check facebook."
I'm not wrong. You are just too STUPID to grasp what I'm trying to explain.
Dear Students, I know when you're texting. Seriously, no one just looks down at their crotch and smiles. Sincerely, Teacher.
Life is too short to stress yourself with people who don't even deserve to be an issue in your life :)
I wish I was a mind reader, so i could find out how you truly feel about me!
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