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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 84
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
Listening to everyone talk after an exam and realising how f**ked you are
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
Being inappropriately drunk at low-key family gatherings
When everyone is in a relationship, and you're like lol where are my cats
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
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