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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 84
Life is short, break the rules, forgive quickly, kiss slowly, love truly, laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile
Without facebook, i would forget 99% of my friends' birthdays.
This dog,is dog,a dog,good dog,way dog,2 dog,keep dog,an dog,idiot dog,busy dog,4 dog,30 dog,seconds dog. Now read without the word dog!
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking, I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking, I read SEX is bad, I stopped Reading!!
When I turn 18, I'll be able to legally do all the things I've been doing since age 13.
If a boy smells good it automatically makes him more attractive!
Good friends don't let you do stupid things...alone :)
Don't Fall in Love. Fall off a bridge, it probably hurts less.
I'd like to thank my ex for making me see how I shouldn't be treated
It takes 7 seconds for food to pass from mouth to stomach. A human hair can hold 3kg. the length of a P*nis is 3x the thumb. the Fumar is hard as concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than men's. women blink 2x as much as men. We use 300 muscles to balance when we stand. The woman has read this entire text while the man is still looking at his thumb.
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