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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 86
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
Talking to the same person everyday and never getting sick of them
"Shut up, you love it"
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
I must go. My planet needs me.
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
Being around someone so much, you catch their habbits
If it makes you happy, do it! ;D
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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