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Best Facebook status updates - Monday - Page 85
I love listening to lies when i know the truth.
I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "You're next." So, I started doing the same thing to them at funerals
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
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