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Going the toilet on a night out and coming out with a new best mate
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
"Shut up, you love it"
The awkward moment when Barbie realises Ken has nothing in his pants.
If it makes you happy, do it! ;D
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
Some friends i would trust with my life, others i woudnt trust with my drink
Hi, I'm a spider and I can make girls scream way louder than you boys can
What happens on a night out, stays on a night out. Until someone tags you!
I love it when i look at you and your already looking at me (:
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