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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 121
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
im so sexy
Please my dear Immature...GROW UP!!!
Take me drunk, I'm home!
Yes, there's plenty more fish in the sea, but your my nemo <3
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