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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 123
Roses are red, Violets are blue, friend Requests are great, But who are you?
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
Without ME, it’s just AWESO.
Why do we use our blankets as shields at night? Like is the monster gonna be like ” oh shit…..they have a blanket..RRRUUUUNNN!!!!”
Fell in love with a stranger on public transport. Wait 'til he comes to you or go to him? Go to him or he'll be out of your sights and life. Life, as we know it, IS TOO F****** SHORT.
Calling your girlfriend beautiful, because you forgot her name.
That awkward moment when Lady Gaga doesn’t know what to wear for Halloween.
I'm on a vodka diet, so far lost 3 days two mates one dog and my house keys
Sorry for trusting you, it won't happen again.
im so sexy
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