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I’m so broke that I can’t even pay attentionI’m so broke that I can’t even pay attention
Putting something broken back together so the next person breaks itPutting something broken back together so the next person breaks it
Doing something wrong, and feeling so finee :)Doing something wrong, and feeling so finee :)
I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.I'm actually not funny. I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.High heels were invented so women could put away dishes on the top shelf.
Blanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats youBlanket on - too hot, blanket off - too cold, stick leg out - Demon eats you
Johnny, la gente esta muy locaJohnny, la gente esta muy loca
Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.Getting drunk and selling your friends for cigarettes.
Believeing something will load quicker if you dont look at itBelieveing something will load quicker if you dont look at it
Doing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else'sDoing whatever the f**k you want, because it's your life and no one else's
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