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that great feeling after a successful high five!
Finally just breaking down in tears because you cant take it anymore
If the same kind of situations keep repeating in your life, it means that you have not learnt the lesson yet. Once you learn, you will not face it again!
You're not sorry you did it. You're sorry I found out.
"You’re too gorgeous to be single" - "You’re too ugly to be flirting with me"
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
Dreams are today's answers to tomorrow's questions
BrEaKinG NeWs JustiN beIBer WaNTs to MakE a NeW alBum; I hoPe you AlL liVed a GooD Life x)
Parents spend 2 years teaching their child to walk and talk then spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut up
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
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