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"There's plenty other fish in the sea." "I'm human, why would I want to date a fish?
Best ever game as a child: make sure the balloon does not touch the floor :D
Our eyes are at the front, because it's better to see where you're going rather than where you've been.
If men had breasts - they'd spent all day at home... :o)
I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
I'm tired of giving my heart away, it always comes back broken!
I can tell when you're mad, happy or sad by your texts
If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???
I hate it when my parents don't answer their phone but get mad when I don't answer mine.
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