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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 6
In your bed, It's 6AM, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 7:45. At school or work, It's 12:30, You close your eyes for 5 minutes, It's 12:31.
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
Diplomacy is the art of making your enemies think they have won the war.
Why can't people see that theres more to me than what's on the outside? If people just put their judgmental ways aside and look beyond the freckles and bad jokes, they might see there is a real person with feelings underneath. Humans put their faith in objects that will only be here for a while. The only thing that is worth more than gold or diamond or silver, is someone to share your thoughts and feelings with...
Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
i love ciggarets<3
-You are just too smart. -What does that mean? -You are annoying!!!!
I’m sorry, I’m a little busy. Can i ignore you later?
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