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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 22
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Doors and stairs only creek when you try to be quiet.
Getting guys drunk and taking advantage of them
Playing with your beard after a hard day of being wise.
Every time you look back, you miss out on something in front of you
Getting caught in those "Its not what it looks like" moments.
I'm saving my first kiss for marriage
A woman needs a man who protects her, a man who never lies, a man who spoils her and she needs to keep these men from finding out about each other :P
There's a story behind every person. There's a reason why they're the way they are. They aren't just like that because they want to. Something in the past created them, and sometimes it's impossible to fix them.
Someone told me I was immature. Guess who's not coming to my birthday party
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