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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 24
I don't trust people who don't drink... They're hiding something!!
What happens on a night out, stays on a night out. Until someone tags you!
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
It seemed like such a good idea last night...
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
Panicking when your finger gets stuck in something stupid
Awkward moment when you can't talk properly because the other person is hot
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
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