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*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permissionShooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statusesTrying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
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