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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 30
Humans are the only creature in this world, who cut the trees, made paper from it and then wrote, "SAVE TREES" on it.
*BESTFRIENDS* they know how weird you are and still choose to be seen with you in public ;)
Trying to resist the urge to write sarcastic comments on peoples statuses
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Asking Gollum to be the Ring Bearer for your Wedding.
Buying a 2013 diary coz youre an optimistic bastard.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Not telling your parents about the nice man who gives you candy in his van.
*Checks who`s online*. Oh shit, LOG OUT LOG OUT LOG OUT!!! "Hey what`s up?" Damn!
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