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To me, you're perfect.To me, you're perfect.
How play fighting turns into kissing :)How play fighting turns into kissing :)
My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.My middle finger gets a boner when I think of you.
Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."Bacon is bacon. Eggs are eggs. Don't let a guy get between your legs. He says, "you're cute." he says, "you're fine." Nine months later, he says, "not mine."
"Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom.""Clean your room, family are coming over." ... "Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't realise the gathering would be held in my bedroom."
I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.I'm not hungover... I have wine flu.
Getting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missionsGetting out of bed in winter is one of life's hardest missions
Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)Missed Calls: Dad (1), Sister (1), Mom (48)
I Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A DumbassI Don’t Care How Comfortable Crocs Are, You Look Like A Dumbass
We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.We don't talk anymore. And you know what the saddest part is? We used to talk everyday.
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