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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 34
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
YUGO - You go, but car doesn't
"How did you know?" "I'm a girl, I know everything."
The difference between school and life? In school, you're taught a lesson and then given a test. In life, you're given a test that teaches you a lesson.
If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Single, sexy and ready to party!
If you're rich,I'm free!
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