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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 34
I love you Atanas forever & always<3
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
A man in the kitchen is sexy
No calls, no texts, nothing but i'm still here thinking about you like mad
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
Katy Perry's living her Teenage Dream... Lady Gaga's ignoring her Telephone... Travie McCoy's is a Billionaire... While Justin Bieber is having a Baby.
Wow. You guys are so cool for taking a profile picture. Of yourself. In a mirror. In your bathroom. With a toilet as your background. Nice. XD
...with a friend like you climbing Mt. Everest is a peace of cake...
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