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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 36
I’m on the "Starts tomorrow" diet.
i wish my grades could smoke weed so they could get higher
A wise girl kisses but doesn't love. Listens but doesn't believe and leaves before she is left - Marilyn Monroe
Treat you're girl right, don't send hearts to everyone...
that feeling you get when you are listening to a spanish ska punk band and you get a boner
the awkward moment when your friend becomes a president
There is no better friend than a sister. And there is no better sister than you.
What goes around, comes around!!!!
Never wanted it to be so cold... You just didn't drink enough to say you love me...
I've lost my bear , can I sleep with u? =]
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