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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 38
Don't cry because it is over, smile because it happened!
Dont walk into my life if you intend to leave me.
The spaces between your fingers were created so that anothers could fill them in.
Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.
I'm not hungry. But, I am bored. Therefore, I shall eat.
Shooting your gf because she left the kitchen without permission
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
My neighbour is stalking me, he Googled me, I saw it through my telescope.
"Does this dress make me look fat?" ... "No, your fat makes you look fat."
7.12 am OMG! im late again muuuuuuuuuuuum ?? why didn't you wake me up ? -.- mum: I did. 3 times and each time you told me that you were getting up right way ^.- and you belived me mum?!? -.-'
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