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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 41
"I need a drink or 12."
I drink on only two occasions, when it's my birthday and when it's not.
We all have that one friend who disappears during every night out.
I must go. My planet needs me.
Looking at someone and think "Yep you have a person in you basement"
Dear Pringles, I cannot fit my hand inside your tube of deliciousness.
It seemed like such a good idea last night...
Moments where you just smile and think, "I love life."
Seeing someone fine and thinking , "DAAAAAMMMMMMNNNNNN"
What happens on a night out, stays on a night out. Until someone tags you!
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