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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 42
Turning your porn up really loud so your neighbors think you have a girlfriend/boyfriend.
You only live once, but if you do it right, once is enough.
hello my name is trace
there should be a relationship status for "i dont even know whats going on"
I ♥ chocolate
If A Couple in Love are called Love Birds, then a couple who`ve fought with each other should be called Angry Birds.
Carrying a spoon in your pocket just incase someone has cake
I like boys who smell good
I'm to ambitious to be a housewife
LIKE IF: I like saying "I love you too" when someone says "I hate you."
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