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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 42

Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!Drinking is bad..Smoking is bad..AND DYING HEALTHY IS SAD!
I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!I'm a girl and I wanna someone to make me a sandwich too!
to see you naked ^^to see you naked ^^
I killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =PI killed a Unicorn today ..... I did a DNA test to prove it was a Unicorn, but the pics I took are too horrific to show you . Ask a mark of respect to the magical beast , I buried it at sea. You all believe me don't you ?? =P
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.When you're hot, you're hot, when you're not, you're not.
Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..Men resolve the fight with sex and women can't have sex until they've resolved the fight..
People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...People say that they would die too see you, but the truth is that the die when they see you cuz ur an ugly mother...
I Spam Your MomI Spam Your Mom
Guys with beards, mmmmmmm :)Guys with beards, mmmmmmm :)
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