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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 35
Sitting down in the shower when you cba standing..
Who ever made up “Life is like a box of chocolates... you never know what you're gonna get" Obviously had no idea that there are pictures and a list of the different flavours either at the bottom or inside the box
I'm not angry at you... im just disappointed in you
"I Wish I was your blanket, I wish I was your bed, I wish I was your pillow underneath your head, I wanna be around you, I wanna hold you tight, and be the lucky person who kisses you good night." :)
f**kin cold yo! >.<
looking for original
Sleeping diagonally in your double bed because your a single bastard.
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
Girls having more guy friends because they cause less drama
6 FUNNIEST CONTRADICTING WORDS 1.Clearly misunderstood 2.Exact estimate 3.Small crowd 4.Found missing 5.Fully empty 6.Happily married
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