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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 35
Some people come into your life as a blessing, while others come into your life as a lesson
Every time you look back, you miss out on something in front of you
Getting guys drunk and taking advantage of them
Everyone has photographic memory; some just don't have the film.
Missed calls: Dad (1), Brother (1), Mom (48).
My day starts backwards... I wake up tired and I go to bed wide awake.
Sitting in the fridge pretending to be milk, making milk noises.
"Please don`t see me, please don`t see me, please don`t see me." "HEYYYYY!" "SHIT"
When you hear your own voice recorded and think..."omg I sound horrible.." =\
That one `mood` when suddenly everything is funny & you can`t stop laughing.♥
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