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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 33
Treat your girl right ... or another guy will.
Yes. yes. yes. yes i know. yep. i will. okay. yes. alright. okay, BYE MUM.
I remember when my bestfriend was the shy and quiet one... I created a monster:D
I'm not weird, I'm limited edition
WTF = Welcome To Facebook
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
What do you call a guy who makes jokes about girls being in the kitchen? Single.
Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Bad day, Friday!
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