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Blaming it on PMSBlaming it on PMS
I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.I wasn't born with enough middle fingers to let you know how I feel.
I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.I'm a ninja. No you're not. Did you see me do that? Do what? Exactly.
My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.My greatest fear is that I will accidentally use the status update as the search bar.
It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....It is hard to find the real one but more difficult is to forget the wrong one....
3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-3² + y +8 [(x + 2y ²=a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z= 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9x...Yeah, I can definitely see how this is gonna help me in life. -.-
Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.Saw Gloria Gaynor's ghost last night. First I was afraid, I was petrified.
not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..not spending your money for food during school week cause you save money for the weekend, to buy more cigarettes, alcohol, wh*re and drugs..
Letting Vodka make all your decisionsLetting Vodka make all your decisions
Looking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he isLooking at your boyfriend and realising how f**king lucky he is
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