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The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
He Already Ruined Your Mascara Don't Let Him Ruin Your Life
The couple that fights the most is the one most in love... it shows they care enough to notice the other one screwed up and care enough to mention it to the person so they can fix it. When you stop fighting it means you stopped caring. ...
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
Bruno Mars should be a teacher and teach boys how to treat a female :)
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
I Hate It When I Can't Fall Asleep Because I'm Thinking
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