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i love cigarettes<3
akward moment when somebody says wa*sup my nigga to michael jackson..:)
I have a voice so i use it, i don't mock people and i don't write on my status about people unless in humour. If i have a problem i'd say it to your face!!!!
if you love something set it free, if it comes back it's yours, if it doesn't it never was
The awkward moment when Osama Bin Laden shows up while Obama announcing his death, and he's like ''Yea dude, I am dead, dun worry, I just came to take my dead body with me''
Somtimes all you have to do is remove this weird material we call clothes OFF! And just run around in the nude (:
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on
Only a geek would waste their time on the internet, defining geek on urban dictionary
NO ONe is perfect , just the life is it sometimes ! <3 :)
There's this beautiful girl just f**ked me 40 ways from Sunday... we're done, she's walking to the bathroom, she's trying to walk, she turns... she looks... it's me. Not the Trojan army just f**ked her. Little old me. She gets this look on her face like: "How the hell did that happen?"
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