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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 48
can you see my eyes,i see you're eyes,,and i see much question !!??
Roses are blue, violets are unicorns. This doesnt make sense. Refrigerator.
Roses are red,violets are blue,i have 5 fingers, the middle one for you!
Not messing with adele, because she'll write a whole album about you.
Walking around the house like a half dressed prostitute because your too lazy to put proper clothes on.
I may seem shy at first after a while Bam ! I'm a total different person
A man in the kitchen is sexy
Had a dream I was a king. Woke up, still king.
Hanging out with Jesus to save money on wine
"I had a dream about you" "Awwww" "Yeah, we f**ked "
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