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The world can't end in 2012, I have a yogurt that expires in 2013.
My Stomach Drops When I Think About You Being With Somebody Else...
When I read your text messages I can hear exactly how you would say it.
Fake hair, fake nails, fake tan, fake boobs... Girl, are you sure you weren't made in China?
Girls are magic. They can get wet without water, bleed without injury, and make boneless things hard
You’ll never find the right person if you don’t let go of the wrong one.
There's 6,697,254,041 people in the world but i want you :)
Trying to finish a dream by going back to sleep.
I am so good at cooking, even the smoke alarm is cheering me on :)
"Mom, I'm going out." "With friends?" "No mom, with Pikachu."
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