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I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.I don't care if you hate me, I don't live to please you.
I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.I'm in love with my bed. But my alarm clock won't let us be together.
If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???If teachers are so smart, why do they ask so many questions???
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!I don't regret my past I just regret the time I've wasted with the wrong people!
I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older, it sucks.I spent my whole childhood wishing I was older. Now I'm older, it sucks.
OMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :DOMG You Smoke? You're So Cool. LOL Jk, You're Gonna Die :D
"Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption"."Kidnapping" is such a strong word. I prefer to say "Surprise Adoption".
Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.Protect her, fight for her, kiss her, love her, hold her, laugh with her. But don't make her fall, if you don't plan to catch her.
"Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!""Who are you texting, honey?" *name of boy* "Is he your boyfriend?" "No, mom." "Do you like him?" "NO, mom!" "Who DO you like?" "GO AWAY, MOM!"
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