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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 55
Having too much month left at the end of the money.
all we need is diet.
Singing "You Raise Me Up" while riding the escalator.
Giving your friend the "what the f**k is this" look during a test
Being single because you're so hot that no-one dares to ask you out.
The proud moment when your bra matches your undies.
I named my hard drive "That Thang" so once a month my computer asks me if I want to back That Thang up.
My imaginary girlfriend dumped me today... Let's Get FAT!!
Responding to texts while half asleep, then realizing you make no sense.
Getting a ma*sive urge to kiss someone when they're next to you
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