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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 57
I used to like you. Then you dissed Harry Potter.
AT AGE 6: I want to be a princess ! AT AGE 9:I want to be a teacher ! AT AGE 12: I want to be a lawyer. AT AGE 17: I have NO clue
3AM. Boyfriend sends text message to his girl: "Hey babe I know you're asleep... but I just wanted you to know... I just got the BEST killstreak in Black Ops!"
A relationship where you can lay with each other & just talk...about anything!!
User: "My computer is running slow" Tech Support: "How many windows do you have open?" User: " I'm in the basement, there aren't any windows"
I'm not ignoring you, I'm waiting to see if you'll make an effort.
'Where Do You See Yourself 15 Years From Now?' ... 'I See Myself Being Older'
In a awkward situation I just pretend to text.
Hangovers: God's way of saying "YOU KICKED ASS LAST NIGHT"
Mirrors can't talk. and lucky for you, they can't laugh
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