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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 54
I LOVE YOU JUSTIN BIEBER <3 :* Mwahhhh
Feeling lazier than the guy who drew the Japanese flag.
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair.
Monday Tuesday WTF (Wednesday Thursday Friday)
Not wearing condoms because the world needs more people like you
Sometimes a hug can mean more than words
Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.
Sitting on your floor in your undies. Not knowing what to wear.
I would love car sex. Or just sex. Or just a car.
When life is hard, I take a nap.
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