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Best Facebook status updates - Saturday - Page 56
I hate people who chew gum like retarded cows
Not all boys are in the relationship for sex, some want a good sandwich.
Who's that sexy beast..............oh i clicked on my own profile again!!
I don't hate you, I'm just disappointed you turned into everything you said you'd never be.
Today I’m giving my heart to you .. please be careful how you handle it , not because it’s mine , but because Your inside it .
Each girl has that ONE boy... that they will NEVER lose feelings for.
I ignore texts. I let the phone ring. I log off of Facebook chat. Its nothing personal, but people need to realize that sometimes I just dont want to talk.
My mama didn't raise no fool ;)
You don't just stop loving someone, either you never did or you always will.
The awkward moment in McDonald's when an emo orders a happy meal.
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